Things I Don't Know-Part 1

The following is a non-comprehensive list of things that I do not know:

• How to fix a broken car
• When the next eclipse is
• Where I left something that I forgot about (and what that something(s) is/are)
  
• What beluga whales sound like
• Why a computer clock still is on the right time even if the battery died
• What the title of Alcatraz 5 will be
• What Orson Scott Card's next book will be
• If Ender's Game will ever become a movie
• What John Taylor's favorite food was
• Whom I shall marry
• The current temperature anywhere in Tibet
• Whether DI sells sporks
• How my book is going to end
• The dimensions of the planet Eris
• The future
  
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